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A Georgia mother was just arrested (ever read the news, dumb-asses?????) for failure to report her son as "missing" when he went for a walk to a store. I reported my daughter, Barbara, as missing, and YET I STILL HAVEN'T HEARD A GOD-DAMN THING ABOUT HER FROM YOU SCUM WHORE SEMI-EDUCATED PO-LEESE ASSHOLES!!!!

And if ANY of you ever tries to put me in handcuffs or tries to arrest me, I WILL KILL YOU!!!!! You po-leese are bullies and babies who cannot take criticism from someone who is smarter, better-educated and better-able than you.

There is glass all over the road on Charles Street, pretty sure it just gave me a flat tire. It's near as you turn off Bowery, I'm not exactly sure where.

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